Bite and Booze by Jay D. Ducote

Friday, October 16, 2015

Free Booze Friday: Get to Know Brodie

It's Friday! And it's not too early to start sipping on some free booze. Or, just live vicariously through Jay and his puppet pals by watching our Free Booze Friday video series on Geek Nation.

By now, you might have caught on that each Friday, Jay tries to drop some knowledge on the gang about what they're drinking, and they spend the entire time harassing each other and Jay.

This week we'll hear from Brodie. Brodie's favorite things are drinking "Mic Ultras," hitting on any woman in a 10-mile radius, and suggesting body shots constantly. 

Get to know Brodie by checking out his answers to a Myspace survey down below. Fun fact: Brodie hasn't changed his visor since Myspace was relevant back in 2007.

Cheers!

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Brody (far left) hanging with the Free Booze Friday crew and Jay


1. Does a kiss make you feel better?

I need a little more to make me feel better…

2. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

Do you mean have I ever had a good time? Um YAH

3. What did you do today?

Chilled

4. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?

Yeah multitasking is a specialty

5. Ever been in love?

No, but don’t tell any of my exes I said that.

6. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?


Honeys love it when you say the word “relationship”

7. What is your favorite sport?

LAX

8. What color is your shower curtain?

My mom bought me one with the map of the world on it so I would learn geography

9. Have you ever had stitches?

Yeah from that time I cracked my head open on my frat's annual ski trip

10. Lyrics stuck in your head?

"SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, EVERYBODY!"

11. What are you doing tomorrow?

Your mom

12. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?


This hot mom at the grocery store

13. What is your favorite cereal?

Fruit Loops...no homo

14. What are you doing right at this moment?

Your mom. Refer to question number 4.

15. Do you think it’s right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?

Absolutely not

16. Where's your favorite place to be?

Shredding some sweet slopes with my bros

17. Have you ever been arrested?

I got a couple MIPs back in the day

18. Do you dream in black and white?

What?

19. Are you a redneck?

Are you a dumbass?

20. Funniest thing you heard all day?

I said this really funny thing earlier...

21. What are you afraid of?


Looking at my bank account after a night out

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