Free Booze Friday: Get to Know Simone

HAPPY FRIDAY! What's good, boozers?

Are y'all keeping up with the happenings in our Free Booze Friday video series on Geek Nation?

Take this opportunity to stream them all. You deserve a break. It's been a long week.

You know who hates long weeks? Simone. Learn more about what (and who) Simone loves and hates down below.

Drink up!

Simone prefers taking cute pictures of her #cocktails to listening to #misogynists like Brodie

1. Song that always makes you sad?

"Fergalicious" makes me lose my appetite

2. Last thing you bought?

A mint mojito clarity candle to help me deal with all the idiots I am surrounded by

3. Last person you argued with?

I tried arguing global warming with Pappy. Kill me.

4. Favorite day of the week?

TGIF!

5. Favorite Sundae topping?

I once made a choice between sweets and alcohol, and alcohol won.

6. Most frequent song played?

I wake up every morning to "Vogue" by Madonna.

7. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

The whole Real Housewives franchise. Watching middle aged women drunkenly argue about arcane shit is my favorite pastime. One of the main reasons I love going home for Christmas.

8. Date someone older or younger?

9. Older. Older men annoy me less, and they aren't as intimidated by me.

10. Pen or pencil?

Pen. Your girl never makes mistakes.

11. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?

Peppermint schnapps. Good times.

12. What was your first job?

Personal shopper at Saks.

13. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?

I don't really have a hometown, so to speak. 

14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

Papa John’s.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?

COFFEE.

16. What was the first concert you attended?

Spice Girls

17. First tattoo or piercing?

Why put a bumper sticker on a Maserati?

18. First celebrity crush?

Leo DiCaprio. Always and forever <3333 p="">